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ramming a bowling trophy in a persons anus
I ASKED MY WIFE IF I COULD GIVE HER A 7-10 SPLIT. SHE SAID ONLY IF SHE COULD PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT ON ME.
When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.
Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.
December 18th is spare a pod day. Give your buddy pod, full his nic needs.
“Hey can I have a pod”
“Of course you can. December 18th is spare a pod day. Give your buddy pod, full his nic needs. ”
The perineum - the bit of flesh between a scrotum and arsehole that can't be seen by it's owner unless a camera phone is employed, or a mirror placed on the floor.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.
Timothy - "Here Brenda, have a sniff at my finger".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".
being afraid to contact people and left them out and don't contact them at all to not confront yourself with apologies or reasons why you don't contact them. Kind of self-protection. One's doing it especially to people you don't see often for example: aunt, uncle, grandparents, long distance friendships, e.g...
"My parents? Oh I am sparing them. Had no time tho",
"I am only sparing - I'm gonna die alone AHAHAH"
when me and brooklyn were talking about sparrreerereeeee chagngeee i accidentally said spare charger
sparrrrreeee channnnngeeeeee sparrrrrrreeeeee channnngggeeee anyone got some spare charger
When your girlfriend has been on mad one for days and her voice has finally given. So now you can finally be brave and wind her up properly , as there is no consequence for you current self, but for you future self, of whom you empathize but self destructively cannot save, much like your partners voice.
Shut up with that spare change voice. I didn't care then , and I don't now , setal petal. If you want to use your mouth you can Nosh us off like a good crackhead, as your ears are sick of your own voice box, and that's why it's cut out.
And I swear if your spastic ass hits me one more time, you will Mr Tumble down those stairs.
(Clap between syllables towards her towards the end to add in a little phizaz women love it)