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Having the stamina of less than 10 seconds, Whether intercourse, or fore-play
Ha bitch i just kruse splat all over your face.
Man last night i was with this fine ass chick, we started messing around... then i Kruse splat... i was pissed
Last night i was getting some and i kruse splat all over that girl
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The action of a mobile phone or tablet falling from your one handed grip and falling on your face, whilst laying back and masturbating to porn, explicit images or facetime on your phone
Rachael lost her grip on her phone, right at the moment of climax. The orgasmic face-splat meant that besides having rosy cheeks from climax she was likely to have a black eye.
A some what portly old bastard. Often found smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes at the shop. He sells ice cream out a panel van.
Matt splat is a dirty old man.
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A basic bitch who wants to be cool so they play splat dualies purely for the attempt of adding a coolness factor by going akimbo
I’m a splat dualies main
You’re not cool dude let it go
The sound snot makes as it exits the nasal passages and hits 1 or 2 ply paper at full force.
You can tell when it's coming by a loud SNORT beforehand. Similar to the flash of a nuclear bomb.
Common with sick people and 5 year olds.
"I dropped a can of soup and I swear it sounded like the projectile snot splat Lesly made last week."
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A sexual act the involves the game of hockey. It is done when a naked male plugs into the butthole of a female, she than inserts a hockey stick into her vagina. This act can only be successfully done when they skate in tandem and score a goal. After the goal, the male than ejaculates and in celebration thrusts the female into the boards. Once the vagina extracting hockey stick hits the boards it than flings the female into the sky and creates a bloody bug splat into the plexy glass.
Damn Sarah looks pissed, did someone give her a Boston Bug Splat at last nights game?