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The first mustache on a young man, or the one and only mustache on a creeper.
"Look at that greasy Perve Stache on the man. He must be a pedofile!"
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The style in which a female trims her bush. Variations include but are not limited to pencil muff-stache(landing strip), handlebar muff-stache(well-styled), and Fu Manchu/Walrus muff-stache(needs attention).
Dude 1: What's with the lobster face dude?
Dude 2: I've got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. She needs to trim her *muff-stache...seriously dude.
*In this example, muff-stache could be substituted with Fu Manchu or Walrus.
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A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.
Johnny: "Hey, do you like the new mustache I'm growing?!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"
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the small bit of pubic hair left on the mound after a spring trim
"summers comming, time to trim up my hitler 'stache"
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A mustache on the genitals. With the penis acting as a nose, the nut stache is the pubic hair under the shaft. It also may be part of a full nut beard.
You have such a thick nut stache!
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A mustache that develops on adolescents who can't grow a full beard, giving the appearance of fuzz; which looks creepy, especially in a light colous.
"Yo, buddy, shave that creeper-stache off, you will never pick up chicks lookin' like that!"
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When a man applies mascara to his Rapist Stache Then lets the mascara stay on for a few days, With the end results of a better looking Stache. A Hero Stache.
Dill: Hey man is that mascara on yo Stache?
Spencer: Yeah man.
Dill: Why?
Spencer: Just wait a day or two, And my mustache will become more magnificent than ever.
Dill: Oh, So a Hero Stache?
Spencer: Precisely.
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