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A person who pees while on the phone.
Person 1: What did you do last night ?
Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.
When one is throwing up into a toilet
I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.
The act of farting into a megaphone.
john got pissed of at jim so he gave him a european telephone, right in the face!!!
When someone puts their thumb in their ear to get earwax on it (see reverse wet Willie) and licks their pinkie finger. Then you put the thumb in their ear and your pinkie in their mouth.
'I just gave her the WORST telephone prank ever. It was f*cking hysterical.'
: marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.
When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.
Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs
Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?
When you are constantly on your phone while you are at the class.
“Melissa sent you a foursquare request”
Teacher: Melissa we are at the class wth?! You are a true telephonizer!