Temple Grays

These are the gray hairs that live above your sideburns, usually the first gray hairs to appear on a man that is destined to grow into Male Pattern Baldness. Temple grays frame the face, and in the early years can be described as distinguished, or senatorial. Temple grays are an indicator that worse is yet to come, and commonly precede the formation of the skullet, and flesh yarmulke, or cul-de-sac.

Younger Student One: Mmmm...my prof Roger looks so handsome with those temple grays, I think I want to mount him.

Younger Student Two: Better do it quick - before he grows one of those skullets!

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Temple of Doom

I.E. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

Thh Temple of Doom is really the vaginal insides of celebrity Oprah Whinfrey.
In the movie, the Temple collaspes in on itself when a dam breaks. This was a real life accident that was cought on tape, and was added to the movie. The "water" was really vaginal mucus.

"I feel bad for Oprah's doctor. He was to see the Temple of Doom every year." Said James.

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Templed

Getting the shit beat out of you by the 2009-2010 University of Kansas Men's Basketball team.

Wow did you see that KU/Missouri game last night? That my friend is how you get Templed.

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Temple University

A good school in Philly with a PISS HORRIBLE football team. I love watching the Temple Owls lose football games

"I went to Temple University"

"Can you believe it folks? Duke has just beaten Temple by a score of 68 to 0!"

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Shirley Temple

To make a shirley temple, begin by cutting the stem off a strawberry and insert it into the vaginal canal. Top the drink with whipped cream. Proceed to enjoy your beverage by finding and rescuing said strawberry with your tongue.

Deshawn: Yo dawg I was with this chick last night and we was gettin bougey know what I'm sayin
Tyrone: yeaaaahhh man did you give her the shirley temple?
Deshawn: Yessirr

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Shirley Temple

When a person both shits and pisses their pants at the same time or in the same period of time.

Man dude i was so wasted last night i feel like im gonna Shirley Temple all over the place.

That bathroom is nasty someone must've Shirley Templed

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shirley temple

the act of a golden shower, while the girl is having her period

I was surprised but pleased when Sara gave me a Shirley temple last night

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