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A word that is banned at the CNN headquarters
Here’s the truth.
CNN CEO: you’re fired
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Whatever my cognitive dissonance allows me to believe. And only I know what it means to believe.
Hym "You know, ever since that party my lymph node has shifted from mild discomfort to steadily increasing pain. Neat! I do wish I wasn't withholding actionable and/or (potentially) profitable information from myself. My refusal to acknowledge my own existence is really getting in the way of my ability to expediently and easily ameliorate my own suffering. That's clearly something I'm doing to my self. I will likely suffer and die without ever knowing the truth. But that's my fault for not telling myself the truth because I'm actively doing that to myself. The irony is that if I was a retard with a big dick this would have been already taken care of by someone else without me having to even schedule an appointment or pay out of my own pocket. And then, when I got home from my appointment, my staff would have let me ride her fat little ass until my bed was drenched in so much sweat I would literally be unable to sleep in it comfortably. Oh well! I guess I'll just go fuck myself!"
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Telling the truth, opposite of lieing or lying as one would say.
Kristen would never believe that Eric was truthing all along.
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somenthing you never tell your man
jane:who that guy you was hanging out with?
susan:o thats the guy im cheatin on my husband with
jane:does he know about this guy?
susan:yes
jane YOU TOLD HIM!?
susan: yes but i didnt tell him the truth. would you like to meet my "cuzin"?
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An administration lie that has been subjected to conversion therapy.
Did you hear the latest Trump Truth about crime being the highest it's been in 47 years. Yeah, I know crime is about as low as it has been in 15 years. I think they forgot to send that one through conversion therapy.
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Some people will look you straight in the eye and tell you a 'fake truth' without blinking!
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A flagrant and checkable lie used by politicians and their staff.
Honey, it's not a Trump Truth! I really didn't sleep with your sister!
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