There just aren't any vikings with manners
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Techno Viking, protector of blue haired chicks.
That 'blue haired chick' Techno Viking was protecting is a dude.
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A woman who is pretty enough to be desired and is light enough for a Viking to throw over his shoulder and carry away.
That chick is hot, but too heavy to be a Viking Grab.
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To urge someone to relax or calm down. Relating to the opiate painkiller vicodin.
"Vike-out, bro! It's only spilled milk!"
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The act of farting in or around a person's ear while said person is yawning, causing floating particles of fecal matter to enter the ear canal and travel through to the sinus cavity.
I'm taking this course of antibiotics because Erik gave me a nasty Viking Earwig.
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A sexual position in which one partner takes the other from behind, and makes hand motion as though rowing a viking ship. The other partner is lying down with their chest up like the mighty prow of a ship, and puts their hands on either side of their head, pointer fingers up to symbolize viking horns. Done in celebration of Norse heritage.
Person 1: So...what do you want to do tonight baby?
Person 2: VIKING KING!!! *horns*
*humping ensues*
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The act of fucking a girl with extreme power and dominance. The most common viking style move is throwing a girl over your shoulder and taking her to the bedroom for rough sex.
Duder 1: "Man I rocked that pussy last night. I threw her over my shoulder, took her to the bedroom and started hitting it so hard."
Duder 2: "Wow man! That's straight viking style right there son!"
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