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The Church of Voodoo Pharmacology is a popular and global cult which holds the paranoid belief that all scientific studies regarding illegal drugs are liberal conspiracies and thus completely false, and that all illegal drugs are without exception Satanic, immoral, life-ruining, addictive, and deadly. The actions of this cult are oriented towards demonizing and incarcerating all illegal drug users, and in some cases removing them from the earth in some type of Holocaust (see Rush Limbaugh). They strongly and unquestionably support the war on drugs. The official term for all those who disagree with them in any way is "pro-drug."
Many organizations are involved in this cult, including the PDFA, ONDCP, DEA, UN, Republicans, and various pharmaceutical companies, as well as almost all fundie groups. The cult has no official leadership, but the US government and UN share most of the administrative duties.
The cult was founded by Harry J. Anslinger (also first head of the DEA), who was mainly responsible, through the successful use of propaganda, for the national and subsequently global criminalization of marijuana (globally criminalized through U.N. conventions). He was well-known for his racism and violent hatred of jazz, as well as his hypocrisy, reversing his position on the effects of marijuana from the claim that it would make you murderous to the claim that it would make you absolutely useless. This led some to conclude that he was hepped up on goofballs. Some enlightening quotes from him are below.
"Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men." (1929)
"There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US, and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos, and entertainers. Their Satanic music, jazz, and swing, result from marijuana use. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and any others."
"...the primary reason to outlaw marijuana is its effect on the degenerate races." (taken from his testimony to Congress)
"Marijuana is an addictive drug which produces in its users insanity, criminality, and death."
"You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother."
"Marihuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing." (1948)
The Church of Voodoo Pharmacology continues to be well known for hypocrisy, racism, and an obsession with marijuana.
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when you make fun of a large pimple on someone and then you get one soon afterwards
Oh crap, I got a voodoo volcanic header!
The act of a of Black Magic performed by calling down Chinese ancestors to curse the souls of your enemies. Preferably preformed by Asian men, but white men with lineage or married to that of Asian lineage may perform such an act
He cursed Mat with Chinese Voodoo
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A ska-core band started back in 1992. Originally, they were a punk band. After one indie record, they set camp at Epitaph Records and put out several good records. After their sax player quit in the early 2000's, and Epitaph dropped them from their line up, they moved to Victory records and put out one shitty record (Steady As She Goes) and one worth listening to (TRADICIÓN, ADICCIÓN, REVOLUCIÓN).
Good Christ, I miss the Voodoo Glow Skulls' sax player.
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A condition where residue from preparing hot peppers is accidentally transferred to the male scrotum.
"Taking a leak after eating hot wings gave me Louisiana Voodoo Sack."
When an old smoker lady unleashes the full spectrum of nicotine addiction by using her words
Yo that witch cast some crazy voodoo cig magic on me last night. I think I’m infertile
A club that teen can join to practice and share information on voodoo.
He's in a teen voodoo club.
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