an Asian that is smart of course. goes to a crappy school and wishes he was like his peers
xander tufts he so asian
Killface's nemesis in the Adult Swim cartoon Frisky Dingo.
Also Awesome X and Barnabee Jones' alter ego
Xander Crews: My penis fills an entire tall boy!
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A Character on WB/UPN's "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" is uasually the comic relief or the one Buffy has to rescue. Once referred as "Demon Magnet". He usually wears causal clothes and when he was at Sunnydale High, used to skateboard a bit.
Is a playable character on the "Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds" video game and appeared in many "Buffy" novels and episodes.
You: watching a episode "God, Xander Harris always get the demon mangets."
Me: "Well there was Ms French, who was a Praying Mantis, Anya Jenkins who used to be Anyanka a Wish Demon, but how do I classify 'highschool' Cordy?"
You: *snicker* "In the "bitch" section!"
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An average simp. We all know a Jackson Xanders.
"Dude have you seen Jackson Xanders"
"Yeah, he's just an average simp"
Xander, the name of someone who is socially inept, extremely rude, feels the need to constantly work out for the fear of nonacceptance. Xander is usually the name of someone who feels the need to make his Honda Civic extremely loud, and it's still a POS.
John: You see Xander over there man?
Bill: Yeah dude he's such a faggot.
John: No kidding, I'm glad I'm not him.
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A principle which dictates that in any given group of people, the most attractive person will be regarded as extremely hot, irregardless of that person's actual attractiveness.
The effect is most often seen with groups of "less than" to "not-at-all" attractive people.
"Damn, Lucy is looking fine!"
"No way, man, look around -- Xander Effect."
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The most awesome nickname EVAR. You simply must be the best person ever to attain such a title. The person must possess the necessary skills for this job as well, such as having over 5000 pages of dungeons and dragons manuals memorized. If the one called Commander Xander approaches you, you must bow and give him offerings of food and cash.
"Where would you like the village girls sir?" -Dedicated Crew Mate
"Send them to my private quarters." - Commander Xander
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