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A derogatory greeting, preceded by the spanish greeting "buenos dias".
Julio: "Buenos dias Mr. Sanford"
Fred G. Sanford : "Beans and disease to you too"
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1. A disease which causes you to lose all sense of spelling and grammar. Usually caused by someone being over-tired, they have the typing abilities of a chimpanzee and usually piss everyone off EXCEPT for anyone else who has Kate's Disease. It's also quite contagious.
2. Usually performed by NOT deleting anything at all that you type, laying down while typing, not looking at the screen, and pressing enter every 5 seconds
"ROFL
omfg
i toraly ahave kate's disease rghght now
lmfao
YOUA GUYZ
are
tgbd e best
evurdrr
ahaabahbaahahahb"
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An affliction affecting male subjects in which lapses of memory, specifically regarding the identity of their significant others, occur. This condition is usually triggered by short skirts, painted-on jeans, subtle feminine winks, and overt instances of camel toe. All men are afflicted to some degree and I sincerely pity the fool who dreams up a cure.
She took him back for the eleventh time as she fully understood the severity of his Balzheimer's disease.
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Also known as the state of perpetual happy hour.
When you lose your job and find yourself doing nothing but drinking and getting high all day and night. You know where all the good happy hour spots are. You fridge has nothing but beer and leftovers. You wake up hungover a lot and start drinking before 12. You begin to drunk dial your friends when they are at work.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
not knowing what day it is
dehydration and nausea
day drunkeness
knowing a wide variety of bartenders
cliaming unemployment benefits and blowing it all at the bar
developing a high tolerance for booze
jealous friends
Dude, whats wrong with Sarah and Joel? Its only 2pm and they are fucking wasted!
Eh, dont worry they'll be all right, they just have a really bad case of the unemployment disease.
They should get better when they find jobs again.
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chronic illness associated with most teen girls when life is too dramatic. the disease often consists of cutting scars and may be contagious if they are feeling narcissistic that day.
(Read in the tune of head, shoulders, knees, and toes.) Arms, shoulders, chest, and thighs~~
Kiley has a serious case of zebra disease.
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An uncurable condition in females in which if said female had as many penises sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine.
I divorced my wife because she was diagnosed with porcupine disease. What a shame.
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The disease that can strike without warning, Knoa's Disease has affected a number of young men worldwide.
Symptoms includes being ridiculously good looking, sexy, and smelling great.
The disease can cause extreme jealousy in other men and can cause women to become overly hot and bothered.
"That guy has a touch of "Knoa's Disease"
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