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For men: A boner.
For women: ... Women are never happy.
Woah, man! Check out that chick! She makes me REAL happy, ifyaknowhatImean.
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Just a Flaming Moe away.
When the weight of the world has got you down
And you wanna end your life
Bills to pay, a dead end job
And problems with the wife
But don't throw in the towel cause there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away
At Flaaamiiing Moe's (Let's all go to Flaming Moes) (Let's all go to Flaming Moes)
When liquor in a mug (Moooooe's)
Can warm you like a hug (Flaaa-ming Moo-oo-oooe's)
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
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To quote Ayn Rand, the greatest philosopher who ever lived:
"Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values."
I really don't feel like explaining. Go look it up in Peikoff's book or something. Yeah.
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The act of masturbating whilst in a discord call with your friends.
Henry was in a discord call and decided to pull The Happy.
An adverb. “-Happy” typically comes directly after a another word and Is hyphenated. It is used to expresses a manner, place, time, frequency, degree, or level of certainty. A way to describe oneself When you’re adamant about something. When you’re all about something. Could express feelings of excitement, rage, Or any other heightened emotion that consumes someone. Excessive or compulsive concern for something. When you feel so strong about something it consumes you. When you do something repeatedly or so much or often enough that it becomes an undeterred focus.
There’s so many douche bags on grindr, I’ve become block-happy!
I can’t stop firing my gun, I’m trigger-happy.
It’s crazy! I own over 100 pairs of shoes, I’ve gone Shoe-happy...I need help!
Person: I’m so happy today!
You: you’re what?
Person: happy...?
You: nah never felt that emotion before.
Happy is when your sad but worse than you eat pizza and cry all night and hate yourself and be happy.
I am very happy, see? my eyes are all red and i'm crying.