Land Fish

A fish-god that rose from the ocean incomplete, gaining experience and knowledge through the trials of humanity. The result was a fish bearing the humanoid limbs of many gods he had violently obliterated, save for the limbs. His own creation revolted against him and his controlling ideals, creating a new wave of powerful entities caught in constant battle. It still rages on to this day.

Person A: "Hey have you heard of our lord and savior?"
Person B: "Yeah, Land Fish?"
Person A: "What? No, I was talking about Jesus, what the fuck is Land Fish?"
Person B: "Get the fuck out"

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da land

A name for Cleveland, Ohio

I rep for da land, 216 all day.

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Land Whale

Man or woman over 300 lbs.

The best land whale watching location is the Wal Mart near you.

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balloon land

The place where balloons fly off to when they are either lost or popped. This land was invented by great philosipher Rhiannon Lloyd and is even further away than mars. Balloon land is a very peaceful place without war.

"Dont worry sally, its sad that your balloon has gone, i know, but its gone to a better place"

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Land Cruiser

Just a fuckin rugged truck. Could get you through hell and back.

Land Cruiser owner: Lets go pwn some Jeeps!

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Land of Entrapment

The US state of New Mexico. A play on the state's official nickname, "Land of Enchantment". The reference is really to the state's high poverty rate and relative lack of economic opportunity, which renders many people unable to get up enough money to leave, even if they want to.

I'd like to move to LA or Seattle, but here in Carlsbad, I can only get a part-time dishwashing job. So I guess I'm stuck here in the Land of Entrapment.

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Bounty Land

A dirty dirty place where dirty Norwegish and Denmarkians go to frolic in massive orgies and paint eyebrows on eachothers bald heads.

Let us fly to Bounty land.

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