Shiver leak

Having a brief shudder or shiver while you're taking a piss.

Damn I keep getting those shiver leaks in the morning

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Stinky Leak

After nice anal sex, one cums in girl's ass and then puts his face under her ass and lets the cum leak onto his face. And ofcourse it stinks pretty bad.

Back in 2000...
Doug: Hey Stef after i cum in your ass, let me stick my face under it.
Stef: What the fuck?
Doug: It's stinky leak.
Stef: Doesn't that stink bad?
Doug: AAAAAHHH YEP!!!!
Stef: Oh Luda, I love You.

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gas leak

This procedure requires a guy to be fucking a girl in the ass doggy style, as he thrusts in and out, the girls asshole naturally releases gas, if he pulls out too much during some thrusts, this could result in an explosion of shit everywhere (see, “Oil Spill”) Candles, Smoking, or any other flammable objects should not be used in conjunction with this act.

As I banged her harder and harder in the ass, the gas leak got worse.

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Leak the Lizard

When a male has to urinate. Usually said in a casual manner. Same as saying "Excuse me folks, but I need to urinate."

Frank: "Oh dude, hold on, I gotta leak the lizard."

Mitch: "K, I'll go wait in the car."

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meat leaks

After an individual deficates and wipes his/her anal ring, a brown oozing viscous stinky substance starts to seep out of the O-ring causing individual to have to re-wipe over and over through out the day. If leaks are excessive a "Manpon" may be needed. This condition is caused by old age, heavy drinking or butt darts.

How are you doing today after that bad drunk last night? My head's not too bad by I have excessive meat leaks, I've wiped 10 times.

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Sewage Leak

1. when you misjudge a fart and liquid shit shoots out of your ass, so you have to try and form a seal with whatever type of leggings you are wearing to keep the shit from leaking onto the floor

2. a classic example of an embarrassing moment

3. shit that comes out your ass with at least 20 PSI

"Did you hear he got had a sewage leak in the middle of class?"

"I had a sewage leak the other day, luckily I was at home without any guests."

self leak

The word self leak used instead of the word release to grab someone's attention.

aiymwireXD self leak