king missile

A band lead by poet John S. Hall. The band's "Biggest it" was titled "detachable penis" The lyrics for the song were written by Les Claypool but later sold to the band King Missile to what they wanted with it.

King Missile is a band

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drop a missile

- taking a dump that drops into the toilet, spraying, for the most part, the underside of the dump taker with fecal water and such

Dennis casually showed his son how to drop a missile by filming himself while taking a dump, "plunk", soaking his legs as well as the seat of his pants in the process.

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cruise missile

An american weapon system smarter than the american president

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Snot Missile

Usually caused by laughing, it's a dry crusty boogie that shoots out of your nose (like a missile), because of a strong gust of air being pushed out.

After I told the joke, Frank laughed so hard that he blew a snot missile. I laughed so hard at Frank that I blew a snot missile of my own.

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Cruz missile

Eli Manning's record breaking weapon of choice amongst his arsenal with a range of 99 yards; usually devastating opposing teams with a touchdown shortly after launch.

Tom:"Oh snap! The Atlanta Falcons just got Cruz missile'd!"

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Dad Missile

Another word for Michelob Ultra. Dads/Step dads drink these because they are low in calories. Dad beers.

Hey Billy grab me a dad missile.

care missile

Metaphorically describes someone's attempt to make you care, often about something that matters about as much as a gram of piss. The care missile is generally depicted as a large nuclear warhead with a smiley face visible somewhere on its body. Make sure to notify the launcher when the missile doesn't hit its mark.

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Ryan: Oh my God, dude. I ate this taco five minutes ago and I just about shat my pants.

Jim: WHOOOOSH! Hear that? That's the care missile landing in the Sea of Japan.