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While strutting his stuff thinking he is going to get laid, then he barely gets the condom on before he blows his load.
Whitney thought she brought home a marathon man, but ended up with Kent and his sloppy rooster.
Group of middle aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who ride together on an irregular basis and then enter into ‘Race’ events to see who can finish last.
Flaccid Roosters - Team-Half-a-Bar (aka Fanta Pants & Geordie) - a two man male team of Mountain Bike riders who couldn't put together a strategy good enough to beat a team with a disabled rider!
Team Flaccid Roosters - bunch of old soft cocks
My home dog for life and we stroke shafts like a boos and pop caps in each others asses
Me and Robert Rooster celebrate Hump Day daily
Someone that sucks dick or , a mans penis ! In the song, I Got by Waka Flocka
She got a good rooster neck !
'' She give good head, i call her rooster neck! "
-Waka Flocka
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It is when a dumb Serbian named Igor looks at a t-shirt that has a picture of a rooster on a block. This of course means Cock block and Igor thinks it is a square rooster.
Hey nice shirt!
yeah man nice shirt!
Vat is dis Square Rooster?
Dude Hugo stop Square Roostering me!
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See morning wood.
When a guy wakes up, he has a boner so huge it kinda hurts.
I sat up in bed, I looked at my crotch, and behold! an angry rooster.
Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.
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The burning sensation from ass fucking someone who has eaten a lot of Sriracha sauce.
“Hey bro, you hookup with that hot little gaysian last night?”
“Yeah man, I was totally riding the rooster after we got back from the bar.”
“Ouch. Well he was worth it.”
“Fuck yeah, bro.”
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