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Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs
Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?
This is a certain type of lies that is different than face to face or written/texted lies. As these can be a bit more exaggerated or salty due to the undocumented nature of them.
Allison: "Did you hear about Angelica?"
Mimi: "No, what happened? I just saw her last night at Troy's party. She is still sober."
Allison: "I just got off the phone with Hannah and Angelic hooked up with Blaine and then Brendon!"
Mimi: "Telephone lies! I was there! Blaine grabbed her ass and Brendon tried to kiss her in the laundry room."
used to describe a person who is talking on the phone for a long time.
my boss has been making telephone stew for 1 hour during his office phone meeting...
During a threesome between one woman and two men.
One penis enters the earlobe as she holds the shaft and the other enters orally.
e.g: 'Me and John did a cracking Candlestick Telephone on that chick from last night, she'll be deaf for at least a week'
Someone who acts tough or hardcore through a telephone or computer but lacks the courage to act accordingly in person. Telephone Tough Guy
Todd is a coward in person but acts like he is Mike Tyson over the telephone/computer, he is a real telephone tough guy.
When you are constantly on your phone while you are at the class.
“Melissa sent you a foursquare request”
Teacher: Melissa we are at the class wth?! You are a true telephonizer!
that was telephone vacation
why, did you not enjoy yourself?
those are some telephone shoes
shut up! you have no taste!