To spice up valentines give your wife your Wonka Willie
When you're eating ass and they sneak attack u with explosive diarrhea, and it just keeps spraying out violently. Just like the water fall the fat kid drowned in during the movie Willy wonka and the chocolate factory
Wtf Trevor ik that u hate jordyn but you didn't have to giver her a Willy wonka waterfall!!
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When you and another person lay together head to foot with blankets on top of yourselves.
"Hey, you wanna watch Netflix and play Willy Wonka's Grandparents?
When something is significantly less than described.
Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.
He told me he was a great cook and to come over for dinner. When I got there, it was boxed mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. It was a real Willy Wonka Experience.
The use of "pure imagination" when masturbating. Coming from the song "In a world of pure imagination" from the movie.
Man1: Did you see that one where the girl gives head for 20 minutes?
Man2: Nah, I was willy wonkaing last night.
Man1: Clutch.
A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.
Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.
Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.
When you give somebody something in a video game because they say they are poor, but it turns out they tricked you and they are millionaires.
Timmy: This poor kid, he has no money
Poor kid: HAHAHAHAHHA
Timmy: OH NO I'VE BEEN WILLY WONKAED!