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Nils

A simple piece of shit trash

Are you a Nils?

by Bousmeister89 September 18, 2017


Nils

Nils is someone with whom you feel comfortable and you can absolutely be yourself. He makes you feel like the most special person in this world. He's very, very intelligent, but he never shows off about it. He is always friendly, open and tactful. Nils does not play the tough man, he shows what he loves and is not ashamed of it. Everyone can be happy to have a Nils in their life. Once you get to know him, he's a soul mate. I don't think I've ever loved anyone as much as Nils. Not even a hundred sentences would be enough to put it into words ..

"Nils probably makes someone's life better at the moment."

by AnaRey November 22, 2021


Nil

A Turkish name for girls. It is the Turkish version of Nile (a river in Africa). They are kind, smart and really pretty. They always play an instrument. We had one of these girls in high school. All the girls just gossiped about her every time because they were jealous of her.

Boy 1: “How is she so fucking talented and hot at the same time?”
Boy 2: “Well, that’s Nil.”

by chrispassedaway November 21, 2021


Nil

The sexiest girl in the world.She has a big booty. She has the power to kill all men. Don’t get close to her, she will bite. She is intelligent but can use it in an abusive way. Be careful! But I mean take your chance. She is way sarcastic for people to comprehend.

Look, Nil just bit me in the ass.

by noodle101 November 22, 2021


Nils

An a*shole in person who breaks every girls heart and plays with their feelings.

2 p.m
Nils: omg i love you sm
You:i love you too :)

7 a.m
Nils: i can’t be with you anymore you’re such a wh*re
You:…

by Mee :( October 20, 2021


Nils

Nils is handsome little twink with curly hair. He is possibly autistic and ticklish on his thighs. When tickled on his thighs he starts tap-dancing. Despite his small and unstable character his penis is of immense size. While his inability to approach woman has been to everybody's dismay, I for one think that everybody should give him a go because of this fact. Nils has mad drumming skills, he is so good that his penis grows every time he plays. This effect also applies to anyone listening. His favorite movie is whiplash because he wants to be like the main character which I forgot the name of. He wants to be dominated by a large baldheaded man with anger issues while doing what he loves, drumming. Nils nickname for his penis is Slime squirter 46.

Person 1:

"I dont like immigrants"
Person 2:
"Omg dont be such a Nils"

by Ludab September 24, 2022


NIL

Name Image Likeness.

College student athletes can now develop their own brand based on their NIL

by mlhiss April 11, 2024