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throttle a turtle

To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go

I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive

Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there

by DrFK October 5, 2011


fair throttled

if one is fair throttled, they are heavily under the influence of numerous

X: man i am SO drunk and high and stoned and passed out right now, you could even say that i am fair throttled!
Y: i could say that, or i could say that you're not.
X: jimmity jelickas!

by benjamima hudson July 27, 2006


Full throttle motor

Going as fast as you can motorboating a girl's tits creating the sound of a v8 motor

Person 1: Yo i went full throttle motor on my missus
Person 2: whats full throttle motor

Person: motoboating a girl creating a v8 sound

by Nourmumgay November 25, 2019


Thumb Throttle

A sex move where you repeatedly poke your thumb in a girl's bunghole, The same way you would press the throttle to rev a four-wheeler.

My girl loves the thumb throttle when I'm doing her doggy style! VROOM VROOM!

by Bacardi Pete June 2, 2024


Twottle on the throttle

When you finger a girl so hard that her vagina makes the noise of a v8 engine.

Guy 1: Last night I put my twottle on the throttle!
Guy 2: Man really? What did it sound like?
Guy 1: Have you ever been to the Bathurst 1000?

by Bundee November 24, 2019


twat throttling

The act of secretly giving yourself total control of your girlfriends remote toy and continually shutting it off mid session

I just found out my boyfriend has been twat throttling me

by Dysfunctional coffee August 16, 2023


Cock throttle

The bun on top of a man's head. AKA a man-bun. A dude with a man-bun loves to suck cock therefore their partner can control the speed of sucking hence Cock Throttle

My gay buddy loves dudes with man-buns because he can really grab that fucker and control the guy he calls it his cock throttle.

by RChammer0409 October 27, 2022