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it's the thing you're wasting right now
STOP WASTING TIME YOU BARFBAG
something we are all short on. but that is just fucked up. we should have unlimited time in this fucking world!!!!
We are running out of time!!!
The state we enter after practicing mindfulness meditation where time stretches such that we get more done with less of it - and where the perfect external events occur 'just in time'
She was an expert at the art of timefulness as she always busy but never rushed and always delivered ahead of schedule and always at your side to help just when you needed her.
A slang term to be used in public in place of "marijuana" "pot" etc.
"Do you have any time?"
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1. A crappy magazine.
2. What passes all the time and never goes backward.
3. What I have to make because I don't have a chance to survive.
1. Time doesn't have enough pages per issue.
2. You're running out of time.
3. I have no chance to survive make your time. *SHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOT*
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British newspaper which is traditionally printed in broadsheet, but has now taken to also printing in a tabloid size after realising that no one was really buying and trying to appeal to younger readings.
Changes it's support depending on what it feels. Currently supports the Conservatives but supported Labour in the 2001 and 2005 general elections
Same person who owns The Times also owns The Sun and generally has the same journalists writing for both but under different names to make it seem as though they are seperate entites.
The Times has a crap readership and relies on The Sun being sold and used for advertising so it can make up for it's losses.
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Something morons who are too lazy to spend $12 on a watch are always asking for.
Moron: Excuse me, do you have the time?
Smart person with watch: Why, yes, I do. And if you weren't such a dumbass you would too.
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