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The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.
Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.
Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!
Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
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When a customer profusely thanks a waiter or waitress for the most wonderful service they received and then tips the server less than 10% (or usually nothing at all).
"Thank you so much for making our evening so special. You are the best server we have ever had. It's been such a wonderful meal and you should be rewarded for your effort" (with a fat 0 on the tip line of the credit card receipt because you just got handed a verbal tip instead.)
When your balls are on the tip of your dick. Everything below the balls is useless.
That guy's got tip balls, he can't satisfy anyone or anything.
I heard he's got tip balls and that's why she's not happy.
You can't do much when you've got tip balls.
The best-looking bra you own that you wear in your customer service job (i.e. barista, pizza delivery, server) to get better tips. One that makes your breasts look larger, perkier, smoother under your uniform shirt.
My new tip cups are working great today! I made five more bucks than usual.
To consume amounts of alcohol and or drugs and just relax.
Let's go to Alex's house and have a few beers watch the game and tip back.
Giant penis that hangs so low it rubs the ground.
I heard Mandi's boyfriend is a total Tip Dragger. That guy's huge.
(noun/verb) When the male reproductive organ, otherwise known as the "penis," inadvertently fails to penetrate the female reproductive organ which, for convenience sake we will henceforth call the "vag," and proceeds to take the aforementioned penis and slaps the female counterpart in the face with the tip followed by a vigorous reentry.
Example 1:
Male A: "Yo man, I couldn't find the hole, but it's all good, I tip slammed her to remind her who has the bigger penis."
Male B: "Word."
Example 2:
Male A: "She was so tight the only thing I could do was tip slam her."
Male B: "Nice."
Example 3:
Female: "We can't, I'm on my period."
Male: "It's straight, I'll just tip slam you."
Female: "Dope."