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Tissue Salut

To jerk off and wipe the cum with tissue, Fap session

That picture deserves 5 tissue salut.

by Brutalvandal August 05, 2011


Arabian Tissue

It is where a man (or woman) uses his female partner's genitals as a tissue.

Dude, i totally Arabian Tissued Christyna last night!

by Nade December 30, 2007


Human Tissue

A female who uses her tongue to clean up a man after he ejaculates.

Yo, did you hear about how kinky Damien's mom is? She likes to watch me masturbate then be a human tissue. It's hot!

by Billy Blue June 07, 2009


tissue bits

tiny pieces of left over tissue found in a womans muff, after wiping.

"always check for tissue bits before letting your man go muff diving"

by Tara1978 September 11, 2007


tissue change

Having so much money that anything under $100000 is easy to get and throw away and considered tissue change.

Oh you just got the new lambo? Hah! That’s tissue change.

by M$NEY M$KER April 03, 2018


tissues for issues

Remedial measures for common problems

Tissues for issues are used to cure heartbreak break - in secret measure.

by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010


tissue abortion

The act of masturbating, and when climaxed, shooting it into a tissue or paper towel to catch the burst then discarding into the trash.

"I tissue abortioned about twelve kids last night."

Spanking the monkey often, are we?

by FunkWeasel March 03, 2011