piano guitar

Guitar used by snoop in the video clip Sexual Eruption. Banned from the world in 1970 it's very rare and almost impossible to find legally.

Snoop Dogg is a Pimp Using this piano guitar.

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piano lessons

An offering from a pianist male or female to invite someone over to fingerblast them.

An easy way to decode whether or not someone is using the sexual slang for piano lessons is to ask them how much they charge per hour, if the pianist says, "You don't have to pay me.", or implies that it is FREE of charge, they want you to fingerblast them.

"Anyone interested in some Piano Lessons, hmu! I'm FREE this weekend!"

"Hmu for FREE Piano Lessons!"

"I'm home alone, Piano Lessons are FREE this weekend!"

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Playing the piano

1) Female masturbation

2) Fingering a woman

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!

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Piano Solo

When Playing Guitar Hero,This is a chain of missed notes,the sound effects making it sound like a "Piano Solo."

"When I try to play 'Bark at the Moon' on hard,It sounds like a Piano Solo"

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Piano Hands

The abnormally large hands of a musician, typically one who plays the piano. Can also pertain to the hands of a musician who plays an instrument requiring a wide physical reach such as guitar or bass. Note: hands must be freakishly huge and may only be called piano hands if the specimen is musically inclined. That's right, we know who you are, impostors. . .

Derek: How is it even possible that you can pick up that watermelon with one hand?

Dave: Piano hands, dude. Piano hands. . .

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Playing the Piano

To finger a female which such skill and technique it rivals that of pianos players.

Tod: dude i fingered that girl so good it was like i was playing the piano.

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Tuning the Piano

Having sex within arms reach of a piano

Oh, sorry we were tuning the piano

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