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whiskey bruises

the random, small dents or scrapes you incur after those long nights at the bar.

"Josh, youre car looks like its been through hell"

"yeah its got some whiskey bruises"

by John Gober May 8, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Whiskey blanket

They feeling of warmth one gets after taking shots of whiskey, often desired in the cold winter months.

"Man, aren't you cold out here with no jacket?"

"Nah man, I've been drinking whiskey all night; I've got my whiskey blanket on."

by Candola December 15, 2013

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Whiskey Wiener

The inability to attain an erection at the end of a night of aggressive alcohol consumption.

Justin: Yo, did you hook up with that ho last night?
Gus: Yeah, but I slammed back too many brews and got whiskey wiener. I couldn't get it in.
Justin: Gee whiz!

by BigLou4 December 10, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Whiskey Vagina

When you have sex while drunk and are completely unable to achieve orgasm.

I was having sex with my SO after we got wasted at the bar and I totally got whiskey vagina and didn't finish.

by Gigi Engle May 15, 2015

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


whiskey drunk

A drunk that is appropriate for individuals looking to have a wild and crazy night that creates lifelong stories of hilarious events. A lapse in memory usually occurs the next day, hence the stories most likely coming from slightly more sober friends.

Whiskey drunk was derived from a drunk New Mexican Indian named Jonas who is notorious for leaving inebriated voice mails. The term is now used profusely in a small town called Price in Carbon County, Utah.

"Lets get WHISKEY DRUNK and smoke some pinners!!!!" {usually shouted in a drunken indian slur.}

by downz44 January 13, 2009

72๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


whiskey tooth

a phrase used to describe someone having incredibly bad oral hygeine and major tooth decay and/or loss, usually from drinking fuckloads of cheap whiskey

melissa has whiskey tooth so bad she's makes shane magowan look like a fucking tooth model

by metro anthony November 2, 2005

23๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Whiskey Nose

Another term for gin blossoms. Redness, swelling, and deformation of the nose caused by drinking too much.

Take a look at Jeff's whiskey nose! Its hit!

by Kube Boner January 19, 2009

48๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž