the random, small dents or scrapes you incur after those long nights at the bar.
"Josh, youre car looks like its been through hell"
"yeah its got some whiskey bruises"
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They feeling of warmth one gets after taking shots of whiskey, often desired in the cold winter months.
"Man, aren't you cold out here with no jacket?"
"Nah man, I've been drinking whiskey all night; I've got my whiskey blanket on."
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The inability to attain an erection at the end of a night of aggressive alcohol consumption.
Justin: Yo, did you hook up with that ho last night?
Gus: Yeah, but I slammed back too many brews and got whiskey wiener. I couldn't get it in.
Justin: Gee whiz!
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When you have sex while drunk and are completely unable to achieve orgasm.
I was having sex with my SO after we got wasted at the bar and I totally got whiskey vagina and didn't finish.
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A drunk that is appropriate for individuals looking to have a wild and crazy night that creates lifelong stories of hilarious events. A lapse in memory usually occurs the next day, hence the stories most likely coming from slightly more sober friends.
Whiskey drunk was derived from a drunk New Mexican Indian named Jonas who is notorious for leaving inebriated voice mails. The term is now used profusely in a small town called Price in Carbon County, Utah.
"Lets get WHISKEY DRUNK and smoke some pinners!!!!" {usually shouted in a drunken indian slur.}
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a phrase used to describe someone having incredibly bad oral hygeine and major tooth decay and/or loss, usually from drinking fuckloads of cheap whiskey
melissa has whiskey tooth so bad she's makes shane magowan look like a fucking tooth model
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Another term for gin blossoms. Redness, swelling, and deformation of the nose caused by drinking too much.
Take a look at Jeff's whiskey nose! Its hit!
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