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A hot dog that has been acquired from a dubious source (often a gas station or convenience store) that commonly leads to loosened stools.
Dave - "Are you doing okay man?"
Adam - "Not at all! I had a diarrhea dog from Speedway and need a toilet immediately."
When you fill a water balloon with your own diarrhea and throw it at someone, drenching them in your own feces.
John wanted to get revenge on Pete because he had screwed his wife the night before, so he decided to throw a Diarrhea Balloon at him.
Very bad diarrhoea
When you attempt to go to the toilet and as soon as your dirty eye spys the toilet bowl the entire contents of your bowel empty before your backside hits the toilet seat.
Oh my God, who destroyed the toilet?" "sorry mate I've got atomic diarrhea
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A painful situation where you feel like a Monday Night Football game is going on inside your colon. Caused by large amounts of liqueous diarrhea (either pure liquid or big, wet, juicy chunks) which are propelled out of the large intestine by tremendous gas pressure moving at high speed. Such an assplosion is usually followed by gasping, groaning or blaspheming, followed by a horrendous, foul stench about 3 seconds later. It will usually spray the interior of the bowl with the liquid waste, which may often include undigested bits of food such as okra, peanuts or sesame seeds.
Causes horrible intestinal contractions, speeding on the highway, perspiring, fervent praying and fumbling with keys to get inside to the john as you think "please let me get inside NOW, I swear this must be what childbirth is like". Tremendous relief immediately follows turning your toilet bowl into a radioactive disaster area.
"You all have after school d-hall--until the sick punk who sprayed explosive diarrhea on the bathroom radiator comes forward."
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When you have so much poop in the chute that it pushes against your prostate just so that it causes you to get a boner
Pull the car over Spence, Andrews go a diarrhea boner.
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A mostly liquid rectal discharge of significant force and velocity resulting in fetid splatter throughout the interior of the toilet bowl, almost always accompanied by an intensely foul, gaseous emission caused by the violent release of putrified colonic gas. The relief from bowel pressure experienced after such an assplosion is usually offset by the burning sensation of anal itching known in the vernacular as the "Ring of Fire."
A morning after bout of explosive diarrhea confirmed that Vietnamese cuisine wasn't for me.
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The case where someone can't stop themselves from posting every insignificant thought or occurrence to their Facebook status. Similar to diarrhea of the mouth but for social networks.
Joe: Damn, Jill changes her Facebook status like every 5 minutes!
Mary: I know, That skank has Facebook diarrhea.
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