pope punished

The action brought upon young children by the popes raging sexual desires.

"Daddy the pope punished me today"! "Son tell me exactly what hole the man tore apart with his massive holy staff"!?

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Pope's dead

A phrase to indicate that the topic or news a person is talking about is old or out of date.

First used on OWLSTALK - based on the tragic death of Pope John Paul II which results in a few hundred threads about "Hey did you see on the news - the Pope died."

The Pope can also be replaced by some other ancient event or figure

eg:
Jesus Christ has been born
George Best has a drink problem
Dinosaurs wiped out

n00b: Hey, did you hear about <<insert yesterdays news event>>?
user: Hey, did you heard - the Pope's dead

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ninja popes

a kkk member

us ninja popes are comen for ya blacks.

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pope sloth

Only the coolest motherfucking sloth ever to use twitter

Pope Sloth- "Lana Del Rey"

Random twitter user- "yes my führer"

Pope Francis

Bad ass.

Dude 1: Hey, you hear about the new Pope?
Dude 2: Who Pope Francis?
Dude 1:Yeah, he's such a Bad ass!!!!
Dude 2: Bawls yeah! Guy's fo real!!!

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white pope

The bishop of Rome, the successor of St. Peter, the vicar of Jesus Christ, the leader of all Christians in the world.

The Roman Catholic pope is sometimes called the white pope, in distinction to the "black pope" or the "red pope".

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Is the Pope Catholic?

Sarcastic response to another question for which the obvious answer is "yes." See also bear shit in the woods.

"Hey man, do you want a beer?"

"Is the Pope Catholic?"

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