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A breakfast toaster is a sexual act occurring the morning after. In the morning, around breakfast time, you flip your significant other over on their stomach. Then you proceed to rub their buns with vaseline and light them on fire. Hence a breakfast toaster.
Dude, I totally gave Lydia a breakfast toaster this morning! I loves my buns toasted.
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The "Poe Toaster" is a mysterious figure that arrives at the location of Edgar Allan Poe's grave in Baltimore, every year. He or she has done this at the same time since 1949, early on the morning of his birthday, on January 19th. The "Poe Toaster", dressed in black, with a black overcoat and scarf around their face, enters the gates of the Westminster Hall and Burying Grounds, proceeds to Poe's grave and upon reaching it, toasts the grave with a half-bottle of cognac and leaves three blood-red roses.
Nobody has ever tried to talk to or interupt the figure that appears every year as a sign of respect both to Poe and to the "Poe Toaster", nobody knows who he/she is, but it is commonly thought it is simply a fan of Edgar's work. The "Poe Toaster" has often left messages behind on paper such as "Edgar, I haven't forgotten you" and in 2001 "The New York Giants. Darkness and decay and the big blue hold dominion over all. The Baltimore Ravens. A thousand injuries they will suffer. Edgar Allan Poe evermore."
If you don't belive in the Poe Toaster, go and see him for yourself on January 19th 2006!
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when a man wraps his erect penis is a warm towel (between 98 and 103 degrees F), warms for approximately 3 minutes, unwraps and inserts into vagina. This action results in a perfectly toasted tuna.
"Hey honey, my vagina is really cold. Could you give me the tuna toaster?"
"Oochie in my coochie! I just got tuna toasted!!"
A huge dumbass who is my friend lmao
Hey that guy is a random toaster
Tobias sune Andersen is the definition of a used tampon dipped in rabbit blood. He is a hypocrite and lies about being an elite swimmer when he’s scared of water. He likes Scooby snacks and his secret identity is big chungus. He usually waits outside the pre k for his girlfriend of 5 years.
RUN ITS TOBIAS THE TOASTER
When a male ejaculates onto his partner, giving her the appearance of being freshly iced like a toaster strudel. Then begins to talk about feeling so that the female remains trapped there like prey.
Nina: Yeah, he totally toaster strudeled me last night and I had to friendzone him and couldn’t leave.
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