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Tommy is normally what you would call a prick. Normally quite small, black hair, big ass nostrils and a ugly mf. He tends to act different in front of people he doesn’t know for fame. Sometimes he can be quite a hottie.
Person 1: How look at that guy
Person 2: Oh him, that’s Tommy
Person 1: It’s Wednesday our lucky day he’s hot today
Person 2: Wrong day love, he is so ugly right now!
A Tommy (def. T^9) is a rare type of male, componded by a lot of Fe 26
Althoug found in many places around the world, what makes them rare is their wierd personality, seems like a true gentleman at the start, but once you get to know one you learn that they are super fucked(and so are you)! They originate from seagulls, and therefore make a lot of noise, eat shitloads and LOVE trash. If you find a astat rare Tommy (one that stutters that is). You have only two choices.. if you are in the early stages of getting to know each other, then run fast af! If not you will have to shoot yourselfe to get away from the situation, and not get as deeply fucked as the Tommy (T^9) in front of you. BE AWARE!! These Tommys are extremely charismatic, handsome, strong and charming! They seem so innocent, and will easily lure you in!
Isn't that an astet Tommy? -Oh no! Quick shot me!
Thought I'd be happy in life, but then I met a Tommy
God you are loud! No wonder your grandad is a seagull...
Tommy
is actually a super cool person. Got a dark sense of humor. he's super loyal and has a big heart, but hides it sometimes by trying to be tough and cool to his peers. he's super cute and talented but is low key about it, which makes him even more attractive. when he falls for a girl, he falls hard, and is actually a cheesy romantic. he's the type of guy you never get tired of being around and is constantly making the people around him laugh. either you hate him or you love him and his specific sense of humor. everyone needs a Tommy in their life.
Girl: i wanna have some one like Tommy
tommy has balls smaller than an atom
does tommy have a pussy
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Anyone 1: "Who is Tommy?"
Anyone 2: "I don't know him"
Anyone 1: "Me too"
Someone who is loved or hated. No one seems to feel indifferent about them.
They seem to be good friends and a great time until you realize how awful they really are.
They are the type to get offended because they are a “nice guy” but girls don’t fall head over heels for them.
Don’t be Tommy