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one who is on the catching end of the game.and a good goalie never lets a shot by.
hey tiffiny is the best tonsil hockey goalie on the team. she has never let one shot past.yes sir caught every one.
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what you, your mother, and your father have
After I shot my load in your mom's mouth, she had goo dripping tonsils.
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A huge penis that can reach the tonsils and can also be referred to as a hammer!
Cory: Josh can't get find a tonsil bashing man hammer that will gag him!
Dale: What do you expect, he's a Petro!
Used to describe a sexual phenomenon experienced by a man who refuses to pleasure his own member. He is copulating with his partner either anally or vaginally and on the verge of climax begins to throb incessantly. Often times he will cry out, chirp, or shriek in a cracked voice as he is overcome by the intensity (and sometimes pain) as pressure in his erect member reaches a considerably extreme level. Upon orgasm, ejaculate is rushed up through the vagina or anus accompanied by urine that is flushed out by the dramatic pressure change. Once urine builds up enough over a particular area, its acidity will breach and tear all the way to the diaphram and the seminal fluids that float on water will eventually rise to the throat of the unfortunate partner. Named after a devout catholic who was part of 18th Century Scottish nobility who was both forbidden to masturbate and encouraged to have many sexual partners. Master William was tuburcular and when his concubines were discovered to have his penile residue on their tonsils, they had to recieve immediate tonsilectimies in order to survive.
Man, I just got back from a week-long excursion to Africa with some friends, and we all slept in one room. My girlfriend wants to have sex but I'm worried about removing her tonsils Master-William style.
That White stuff in your throat ain't toothpaste, Lebron. You just got a case of Master William's tonsil remover.
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When your about to cum you shove your penis in her mouth and cum on her tonsils and down her throat.
Guy 1:Dude I gave Stephanie a Turkish Tonsil Teaser( TTT )!
Guy 2: Thats crazy bro
Guy 1:I know and then she spit it on me!
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Codeword for "extreme make-out session." You kiss with so much tongue that you find your partner's tonsils.
Guy 1 : "Where did Ruby and John disappear off to last night?"
Guy 2 : "They were busy finding each others tonsils."
Guy 1 : "Oh."
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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000
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