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Stacey Essene (Henderson). A Man that does way too many drugs, like coke, ecstasy, ketamine and whatever else he can get his hand on from his "bro". Also known to "be father" by taking trips and gigs and getting a babysitter (first person to say yes) and only live videoing on fb to make it seem like he is a good father.
He tries so hard to get with women. Like... what a fucking tool!
The act of a person draping their arm over a date or significant other to rest their arm and seemingly show affection. Hand must hang loosely over the shoulder as if the shoulder is purely an arm rest.
Look at that frat boy tooling their date.
Is in most cases a metro sexual male, willing to do anything told as long as it involves money, or leisurely conveniences, to soley benefit this person with disregards to principles and moral beliefs. Will do ANYTHING to the greatest conveniences when no other options apply. Will also rely on the opinions and beliefs, with no regard of there own.
Ryan Seacrest is such a tool!!!! Carson Daily is a such a tool!!!!
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A tool, is a person that lives life in a way that only a new social status can properly portray. A tool is someone who has a fairly small knowledge of automobiles, but drives a early 80's to late 90's muscle car. Typically a tool will drive a camaro, or mustang. Although a tool has no real automotive knowledge they know ceartain terms such as "headers" or "manifold" and will uniquely craft sentences around these terms to create the appearence of a deep knowledge of engine performance.
Along with this a tool has one main goal in life, and that is to get laid. A tool could be considered in the same class as a bro, as far as this catagory is considered. When at a party a tool must in fact, be unwanted by everyone else at the party, even those who would call him a friend. A Tool will almost never wear long sleeves, and if he does, they are to be rolled up, so that his fore-arm muscles are well exposed. A tool's arms are a very important part of his identity, if A tool were to have no arms, he would cease to be a tool, and would most likely cease to exist altogether. Because of this driving passion to have massive arms, a tool will most likely spend a good amount of time in the gym, Once a solid gym status is accomplished, A tool will not only come to the gym to work out, but also just to "chill" or check out the women on the treadmills.
Another aspect of a tool, is there incredible ability to attract marry-able women. Marry-able would be a characteristic of a girl who is Quite beautiful, intelligient at first glance, and almost-christian(An actually intelligent, Christian girl would never date a tool, because that would instantly deny them access to both the aforementioned adjectives). Although no one has been able to fully understand this phenomena it is a very important role for a tool to fulfill. When someone says, "in college, she will either date.. so and so, Or she will date a complete Tool." This is all right and good, It is important for girls to fulfill this cliche. This is one of the biggest reasons that 90% of the Male population hates Tools. Women rarely see Tools as in fact Tools, but common descriptive phrases are, but not limited to: "He's really nice when he wants to be", "He's actually really cool when you get to know him", "He gets along great with my mom."
"Wow, that guy is a complete Tool."
"Did you see that Tool on the motorcycle?"
"Wow, look at that Tool, and his mustang."
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1 A PENIS
2 SOMEONE WHO'S MANIPULATED VERY EASILY
3 A BADASS BAND
4 A MAN-MADE DEVICE USED FOR BUILDING SHIT
1 MALE GENITALIA (PUT YOUR TOOL INSIDE OF MY HUGE TWAT)
2 SOMEONE WHO GETS USED TO SATISFY ANOTHER'S NEEDS
3 AN L.A. ROCK BAND; DRUMMER DANNY CAREY, VOCALIST MAYNARD KEENAN, GUITARIST ADAM JONES, BASS GUITAR JUSTIN CHANCELLOR
4 SCREWDRIVER, WRENCH, CIRCULAR SAW, COMPASS, ETC...
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an object used to increase ones usefulness
a simple machine
see hammer, screw driver, drill, etc.
hey dave could you pass me that pair of pliers over there?
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