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a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.
A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.
A bull dyke vehicle with a topper. These vehicles may include subaru, toyota's, s-10's ect.
"Oh look at Susie with her golden retriever in her toyota"
"Oh gosh, susie is such a bull-dyke mc topper."
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the act of having a wank during or after a shit and jizzing in the bowl of the toilet on top of the shit you've just done.
"Just did a shit topper, sorted me right out"
When he/she is mad or upset with the bartender and decides to take a pee or dump on the bar.
1) "Yo, did you see that guy pull a bar topper? It really stinks."
2) "The bartender gave that guy a horrible drink so he pulled a bar topper."
That person on social media that has to have the last post
That post topper stalked your page all day just to highjack it. She liked your post, commented on it, reposted it then liked and commented on everyone else's comments
Ask Delilah, it’s her favourite move.
Delilah is a pro meister with the Topper Snorkel Double Cheek