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When you take your hand and you rotate it around really fast then you drill someone in the nuts.
I gave Jimmy an Oklahoma Tornado last night when he was done pissing.
A bra that is comfortable enough to sleep in but supportive enough that you don’t appear braless when interviewed about the tornado that hit your trailer park.
While my hair was a mess and the roof was missing from the house, I am thankful I was wearing my tornado bra during my post tornado interview.
To place a Clif bar on your taint to absorb the sweat and then make your partner eat it, then when they puke it out, proceed to pack it into their pussy.
My girl was begging me to give her a greasy tornado
It's when a group of guys get their boners out and hit a girl in the face with them. The men are spinning around in circle like a tornado.
My ex broke up with me so a group of me and my friends tornado raped her.
The majestic burrito consumed by the one and only Ron Swanson
"They have one that's called the Meat Tornado. Literally killed a guy last year"
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A signature blow job performance. Where you first tickle the penis. Than you wrap it slow to fast to slow around your tongue. Moving your tongue in spirals up, and down. Eventually deep throating the penis, and doing vigorous spirals. Than ending with a tickle on the tip, spelling out tornado, and than kissing the tip of the dick.
Sally, "I so tornado tongued Dan last night."
Betty, "Omg. He must have moaned."
Sally, "Tell, me about it."
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After cumming in a girls face, rapidly slap her in the face with your cock in a circular motion.
Hey baby, this is a terrible storm. You might want to watch out for a Turkish Tornado.
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