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to jerk off
it might be time for me to toss the salad
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1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.
2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.
Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.
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As told by Chris Rock (the greatest)- Having your asshole eaten out with Jelly or syrup.
Reporter: So when a new inmate comes in, and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate them?
Prisioner: Well the first thing ah do, Is make em' toss mah salad.
Repporter: Toss my salad? What's that?
Prosoner: Havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. I p'efer syrup.
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When your going down on a girl and go for the "brown eye" and discover balled up pieces of toilet paper stuck in the hair.
last night I was waiting for dinner so my girl served me a tossed paper salad for an appetizer
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When your dog sneaks up behind you after you're out of the shower and sticks his cold nose in your crotch.
My dog gave me the old tossed tater salad this morning, don't let him lick your face!
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originally in prison, to have someone eat your ass out, with or without jelly or salad dressing.
Forcing your new bunkmate to toss your salad is a good way to set the tone of respect that keeps him well-behaved.
If he's respectful enough, you might let him use some jelly or salad dressing on it. . .
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Verb:The act of oral stimulation on an anus that hasn't been washed in one or more days.
"After a long hot road trip I was surprised Susan so was eager to be "tossing yesterdays salad""