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A different way of calling someone a pedophile.
"You see that guy over there? They say he's a puppy toucher."
"A what?"
"Someone who diddles kids."
The title given to someone who breaks into a hospital and steals all of the newborn foreskin
“Yeah you see the guy on the news, I heard he called himself the tulip toucher.”
Where a male touches another mans Balls threw a set of tight jeans, making it appear as plums. Then fondling them until he ejaculates inside his pants and/or on the Touchers face.
Oh man, you are definatly the best plum toucher after that.
A group of teenagers from the Philadelphia area that are known to go up to random asian children a sexually abuse them. Thugs; rapists; etc.
Colin: I heard the rough touchers are back in town.
Chris: I better go tell Quang before they manhandle him!
One who touches donkeys, or is a lover of donkeys, petting and riding donkeys.
Also a girl who loves fucking large dicks. Can be a guy named Vlad.
Carol: Donkey touch last night?
Stacy: Hell yea! I wore that donkey out!
Jim: Did you take care of the animals?
Chris: What do I look like, a donkey toucher?
toucher de l'herbe (noun) - one who enjoys or has touched grass in their lifetimes at least once; one who actually goes outside and enjoys the world outside
toucher de l'herbe (adjective) - with the ability to enjoy the outside world
toucher de l'herbe (verb) - to touch or have had touched grass; to enjoy real life
toucher de l'herbe (adverb) - in a way completed while touching grass
Holy cow! There's no need to be toucher de l'herbe here! I can't believe you fell for it!
This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.