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amish or meninknights
look at that tractor monkey going 10mph on the highway
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Where high schoolers on the eastern shore go to have sec in their car but always get caught by the cops
“Hey do you wanna have sex”
“Yea let’s go behind the tractor supply”
A somewhat interesting superhero who probably owes his name to a much more interesting Canadian Folk-Band captain tractor. He is the quissential Canadian-Teenage-Stoner, with the exception of having super powers. Of course due to the low crime rate of the Great White North, he hardly ever does anything worth mentioning. Although he did stop a "whacky" nazi invaison of his own highschool once. Currently he is the leaser of "super" team comprised of a equally defunct individuals including: shrewd, an idiot, a perverted homocidal maniac, a stalker, and a bit fat guy.
Captain Tractor is currently being turned into an indie flick by Five-Men and a Lemon productions.
"Captain Tractor took out the Robotic-Death-Hats his shark gun...which in fact did shoot out a living breathing Tiger Shark."
A male who plows all the hoes in the land as a hobby. Typically find them hanging around plow town waiting for some bitches.
Richard is a human tractor, man. He plows all the bitches and never gets tired. He's a machine!
The Bratislava Tractor is a deviant sexual act of placing one's knees into the back of a willing participant's knees during sexual relations, mostly this is performed in mud pits or marshes. The thrusting partner must drive their partner into the deepest part of the mud via thrusting and "gear shifting" *see grar shifting*. The act then follows with the thrusting partner using only their knees, firmly braced in the backs of their half buried partner's knees, to raise the stuck partner out of the deep pit.
Did you see Sergei giving his wife The Bratislava Tractor at Old Man Peabody's swamp?
Nah
Shit, OK
When one “accidentally” clicks on a porn website instead of a website about tractors. Famously done by former Tory MP Neil Parish who claimed he was looking at Tractors after being caught watching porn in the house of commons.
Don’t mind me, I’m just going to be looking for a tractor.