trophy minority

Typically a white person's one black friend, who they are so proud to know and tend to mention as though they won some kind of prize.

We hung out for a while before I realized I was just a trophy minority.

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trophy kid

The new generation of children who are rewarded a real or imaginary trophy for everything they do.

Mom: Did you just shake that mans hand?
TK: Yes.
Mom: Wow! Take a trophy.
Man: I despise any trophy kid! (beats them)

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Trophy Beer

A beer awarded to yourself after any accomplishment.

"I get a Trophy Beer for having a good run!"

trophy shop

A trophy shop is a bar/lounge full of potential trophy wives. It is used to decribe a place that is stocked with hot young single girls looking for a reason to not work anymore.

"Man, that bar was loaded." "Yeah, it was a total trophy shop."

polishing the trophy

The act of masturbating after a great accomplishment. Also, the act of giving a hand-job to someone who has just won an event.

He will be polishing the trophy tonight.
Greg polished the trophies for the entire team.

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Trophy Scars

The Best Band to Ever Hit the Face of the Earth

Trophy Scars has a CD release show coming up so if you don't show up maggots will consume your throbbing flesh.

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trophy rule

A typical rule of society used to govern age disparity in relationships. The formula:

Age/2 + 7

According to the Trophy Rule, if a male is 26:

26/2 +7 = 20

The youngest female he can date is 21.

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