Custard Trout

Custard Trout An angry internet troll who takes great pleasure in dark humour.It is also known to hate it when something is misspelt. Generally, he,she or it is considered as asset in a team, if in a game. Particularly on Call of Duty 4 It is said, that this creature once killed 578 enemies in a Clan match, this however is unproven and no records have been found. This creature seems to be online at many places at the same time.Many terms have come out of this, usually if doing well on a game or using very dark humour. Or sometimes if a fourm user is to either Troll on many fourmsExample: "Trouting it" "Custarding it"(Please note it is unknown if "Custard Trout" is male or female, it is also unknown if he,she or it is real or a legend.)
It is also said that this creature only eats custard and lives in the water, hence the name "Custard Trout"

Troll Fourm Troll Xbox live Custard Trout Drunk Duck Fourm

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trout pout

lips with collagen injected to make them plumper, particularly when it goes wrong and they look like a fish

leslie ash has got a trout pout!

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trout sniffer

What Buzz McCallister calls Kevin McCallister in the movie, 'Home Alone'.

"Beat that you little trout-sniffer"

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Battle Trout

A person or couple that like shiny, tacky things, think bigger is always better no matter what the cost, top any story you have, have huge egos and swim in schools with other's like them trying to out do each other.

I wouldn't hang out with them they are battle trout.

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trout slap

On IRC, the act of using a (in most IRC clients) built-in command to slap another user. Frequently used for comic effect.

<@John> /slap Jim
*John slaps Jim around a bit with a large trout
<+Jim> wtf man why did you trout slap me

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awkward trout

The act of slapping your hand between ones legs when they least expect it. If performed correctly it should feel as if a trout is flopping between your legs and the whole situation should become mildly awkward. This should be done to strangers for the maximum effect. *Warning* This act may make your victim uncomfortable enough to sue you for sexual harassment. Not recommended for making new friends.

"Steph was beat down in an alleyway last night after giving an some fool a kick-ass awkward trout"
-joe
"Cracka ass bitch had it comin"
-roger

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Nigger Trout

A type of fish. Carp. Dirty fish bottom feeder

Hey! Lets go fishing for Nigger Trout! Its warm out they should be hungry.

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