Random
Source Code
Random
After a night on the razz and acquiring a set of beer goggles, you pull a right munter and take her back to yours for a damn good seeing to.
Clothes come off and before you know it she's gobbling away. She asks for a bit of oral anal rimming, and due to wanting to get rid of the taste of the digusting Chicken Vindaloo you had on the way back, you agree.
On parting her arse crack you are greeted by an incredibly hairy arse crack (she is probably of Germanic origin) and she has a severe case of Piles and her hole has ballooned to look like a large truffle!
Christer bent the scank, which he pulled earlier that night, over the table to give her some rimming only to be greeted by a Monkey truffle.
Not wanting to ruin his chances of later action, he just pushed it all back inside and had a good slurp anyway.
6👍 2👎
A truffle dip is when a partner peels back the foreskin of their boyfriends erect penis, and proceeds to take a lays truffle chip and dip it in the mans penile cheese.
Man: Hey honey, what would you like for dinner?
Woman: How about some of that truffle dip baby?
Man: I think we have some lays chips in the cabinet ;)
9👍 4👎
Allowing your female acquaintance to dump on your junk and then teabag her with it
1: I hung out with sally last night
2: what'd you guys do
1: I gave her the Bavarian Truffles
2:Nice!
The act of cleaning your asshole so that it does not smell when your mate is performing oral sex.
I will never go out with Linda again. She is not known for truffle buffering.
Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers
Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"
Posh cunt "oh yes dear"
The act of burring your nose in someone’s bum hole and vigorously searching around for what you seek, just like a truffle dog or pig searches for truffles in the dirt
Hey girl, are you into truffle dogging?
Took this chick home last night and truffle dogged her to sleep.
A freshly disimpacted bowel that when sliced in half resembles a truffle mushroom.
After my three day bender, I laid the nastiest skunk truffle during my break at work. They almost evacuated the office.