Trumpet Handshake

The secret handshake of all trumpet players, used only between trumpet players, and is a reflection of their massive (yet utterly deserved) ego. Physically the same as a standard handshake, firm, and always confidently looking the other person in the eye, the initiating party states, "Hi. I'm better than you."

P1: *walks up to 2nd trumpet"
P2: *Initiates Trumpet Handshake* Hi. I'm better than you.

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Croman Trumpet

The Croman Trumpet finds it's roots from mutha fuckin' Andrew Croman. Instead of yelling out a swear word, keep your mouth closed and let out short bursts of air through your lips while saying the swear word. Helps muffle it out.

"OMG my wireless isn't connecting!!! WTF BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT."


Variations of the Croman Trumpet:

BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT = Bullshit
SHUHUHUHUT= Shit
BEEEEYAAAABUHUHSUHSUHSUHT= Beeyaa Bullshit
BUHUSHUHSUSHUSHTSUHUT= Random frustration

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Trumpet-leg

It's Horn-knee (horny) you absolute moron.

Hey babe my parents aren't home and I'm 🎺🦵 (trumpet-leg)

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puppy trumpet

When you place your entire mouth over the nose of another living being, such as a dog or a human female, and blow into it.

I was too nervous to kiss her at the end of the date, so I gave her a puppy trumpet instead.

Trumpet

When you fart against an inanimate object the amplifies the sound of the fart.

"Dude, you totally just trumpeted the wooden chair!"

or another way to say it:

"Last night my grandpa totally played the leather couch trumpet!"

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Meat Trumpet

A large penis
A male organ

Coach eli a.k.a Elias Melas is certified to play the meat trumpet.

Elias Melas is known as the Redwood City Meat Trumpet Legend

Booty trumpet

A term meaning to pass gas. Coined by Michael Kyle (Damon Wayans) on the sitcom "My Wife and Kids".

Guy: Oh, man! What stinks?!
Guy #2: Sorry about that, dude; I just played the booty trumpet by accident.