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When you simultaneously fart and fist pump at the same time.
Michael ate a salad with kale and cukes and became so overjoyed with emotion, he decided to tugboat
Tugboating - Similar to guiding a large ship into port, tugboating is the act of escorting a drunk friend out of a bar by having two people on each arm to insure they don't fall flat on their face.
Everything was fine at Mary's birthday party until they started doing shots. By the time they were done my buddy was so drunk we had to tugboat him out of the bar then into a cab to take him home.
when a man inserts his penis into a pair of buttcheeks, then the person twerks onto the penis until ejaculation occurs if the tugger is well versed in the motion of a tugboat
Hey bro, this chic wouldn’t fuck me tonight can I get a tugboat from you
Circle jerk on a small boat
I had a ton of fun sailing;however, my arms are so sore from the lean tugboat!
The act of fisting a man's ass so deep that you are able to reach into his penis and wear his penis as a finger glove, moving it to-and-fro as you will. The act is then completed by pulling the penis inside out back through his body so that his penile skin concaves inward from the outside. This concave is then filled in with the lubricant of choice (generally microwaved mayonnaise) and is then fucked by the person performing the act until the lubricant (again, generally mayonnaise) has been pulverized into a gelatinous solid. This gelatinous solid is then placed atop street tacos and called "cotija cheese" and eaten by both parties.
Man #1: Dude, my cock ain't been the same since I got that Mexican Tugboat last week. Straight up lookin' like a windsock up in this bitch, still smells like dried mayo and cheese, too.
Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!
Simular to motor boating but instead of her boobs it’s with the ass
I got bored of motor boating those small ass tits so I decided to start tugboating that bitches ass.