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Slang believed to have originated in the North of England, bird turding means to talk nonsense, or to boast with nothing to back it up. Possibly derived via pigeon fanciers, telling someone that they are bird turding means that they don't have the facts and are basically talking bird shit. Telling someone that they "ain't bird turding" means that they have got it right.
"Winkies who try to aggrandise themselves using Urban Dictionary are just WOSPs."
"You ain't bird turding there, pal."
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Someone who will shit in the bed of their Nemesis to assert dominance. A sociopath and narcissist who craves all the attention but can never get it.
Someone who is generally a mediocre actor with little tits, and a small brain. Note: has the ability to cry with no tears! Beware of this even wench.
"oh no! It's amber turd, that shitty actress that tried to ruin Johnny Depp! Quick, throw a bottle of wine and some Seroquel at it"
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To take a shit on your significant others side of the bed if you are "mad" at them.....
To take an "angry" shit on the bed....especially on the side that your mate sleeps on....
To take a shit somewhere and then blame the dog for it..........
If you do any of those things listed above.....then you might just be classified as an "Amber Turd"
Amber Heard took a shit on Johnny Depp's side of the bed because she was mad at him.....(for some petty shit)....
.......therefore..... Amber Heard has committed an "Amber Turd"........
I bet the Queen of England commits "Amber Turd" all over the Royal Palace.......
If Hitler were my husband, I would commit an "Amber Turd" to him......
1. the present act of shitting a turd onto the bed/mattress of your boyfriend/spouse
2. the trend of girlfriends/wives shitting onto their significant other's bed or mattress
"Can you please stop Amber turding onto my bed!"
"Why the hell are you Amber turding my mattress!?"
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When you Amber Turd a situation.
Used as a replacement for “Shit The Bed”
Yesterday I was supposed to pickup my grandmother from the airport. I completely Amber Turd when I was late by 5 hours.
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Someone who demonstrates extraordinary skill and knowledge about anything related to poop.
That turd savant could smell your shit blindfolded and tell you what you ate for breakfast!
When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".
In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.
As a doctor I cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your turd trimester. It is not safe.