Euphemism for a 'personal massager' or vibrator. So named for its shape.
Not having found Mister Right at the bar, she returned home and took up her electric turnip.
The action of swapping something valuable with a Turnip, Such as the blue diamond, in order to trick someone.
A ha, the old turnip switcheroo!
'Jane was bored and so pulled up 50 shades of grey and tickled the turnip."
when one’s conscious abilities are altered into delirium due to oodles (a great quantity) of alcoholic beverages.
to slip the turnip ex. “God! Zoe really slipped the turnip when she started throwing cuscus out the apartment window in Morocco.”
The most powerful race in the universe. Ancient gods who will soon wreak havoc on the world. You have 1 year. Hide while you can. If you come across one kill yourself immediately.
The Turnips are coming... hide while you can.