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twelve past

The same as midnight.

It's twelve past.

by TeacherLu January 23, 2017


twelve days of tabi

tabitha jayde’s birthday is november 12, therefore we celebrate the 12 days of tabi by giving her 12 gifts, one each day.

i’m on my way to tabi’s house to give her her twelve days of tabi gift.

by sexyhoe72 November 2, 2020


twelve dollar situation

an mild inconvenience, especially one that causes confusion or distracts from the main point

Sally dropped a umbrella and it spilt her cup of coke on Shaun. He had to clean his shoes and was late for his tennis match. Sally got him into a twelve dollar situation

by lollygagger38 September 3, 2022


Twelve car garage

Being a fookin loser

Why you got a twelve car garage. Gang

by Its6PM October 24, 2017


Twelve

Yet another age that everyone think sucks but is actually fine. I mean, every age can “suck” because aging means living and living is pain.

Random person: Being twelve sucked.
Random person: Well, I actually think being 56 is way worse.

by I like Hot Pockets May 5, 2021


Twelve

Twelve is the age after eleventeen.

That bitch look twelve but she really eleventeen, make note of the ass like a middle aged art teacher.

by squilliamfancybuns December 26, 2017


twelve

A number most eliciting of sexuality when spoken by a drunk Indian man in the morning.

I couldn't get my hands off of her when the clock hit twelve (pronounced twellllveeeee).

by Shilp February 11, 2022