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A twisty Buckle is when a woman grabs a man's entire package and twists it 180 degrees to the right during a make-out sesh under the bleachers at a County Fair while the song "she thinks my tractor's sexy" plays in the background.
Ah man, dju hear Jed scream when Suzie gave'm that dang'ol twisty Buckle again?!
Someone on a controlled substance that has a Chronic urgency of erratic movements that every notice. Commonly due to chronic use of metamfetamine.
Oh, shit did you see that Twisty Bender in line at Mc Donalds.
That thingy you can't quite remember (While on Phycotropic Medications) the name of that when you twist it gives you warm and cold H2O...
Random PH D Visitor: Do u mind if I use you Twisty Guy to wash my hands real quick???
You: Sure (WTF) Hey did they bump up ur meds??? O__0
A drink made by Cottage Springs, sold in resealable 437mL cans. They're perfect for on-the-go, and come in two tasty flavours!
Who needs road beers when you have Twisty's?
Yo what are you drinking? It's the new Cottage Springs Twisty's!
guy 1:i put my dick in a twisty last night
guy 2:I tried but i could never do it.my dick is to short
guy 1:bummer
When you're so wrecked over the job you have to do that it's literally making you sick and you can't get yourself to do it.
I told my boss I'd be late with the project because I got the twisties.