per twit

Means A middle to late age man that has a beard the consistency of a birds nest and colour ranges to white to browny orange depending on when last washed. A constant chain smoking of Marlboro reds is also a bonus, but not a necessity.

A. Oh my god look at that per twit!
B. HAHAH Look at his beard!
Per Twit: HHHHHHHh! So what was dat you just asked me?

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twit twat

A girl typically of the teenage years that will sleep with anybody, a loose cunt, and has no mental skills beyond that of a 5 year old.

"Hey dude did you hook up with that chick last night?". "No Man, she turned out to be a twit twat".

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Twit Hole

n. A word rightly used when referring to a twunt, dumb fuck, and/or cock-sucking-mother-fucking-God-damned-dick-licking-son-of-a-fucking-bitch-tit

*Please note, it is safe to use this word in public places. Especially, at the play ground around little children and there milfy moms.

"Oh my God! Your a twit hole! DON'T TALK TO ME!"

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Twit

The abbreviation of the words "That's what I thought", commonly used to win an argument while greatly frustrating your opponent.

Bob: Were the heck's my money?
Phil: I didn't take it.
Bob: Let me see your pockets!
Phil: *Shows Bob his pockets*
Phil: Twit!
Bob: Arg!!

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Twit Face

A person who is always on twitter and facebook

You are such a twit face

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Twit-burger

Somebody who has poor knowledge if road rules (e.g. traffic lights)

Look at this twit-burger!

twit-spammer

1: A spammer using twitter to make an account, post only one update, and try to get other twitter users to look at links to porn or other various forms of internet obscenities.

Annoyed_Twitter_User: For the love of Mary and Joseph! These users are nothing but porn links!

Some-Guy123: @Annoyed_Twitter_User: Yea, they're called twit-spammers. I got 9 of them!