a person that is seeing two people at the same time.
You are such a two timer! Never go out with 2 guys at once you whore!
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Full name - Two Rapid Fire
Used by a group of weed smokers when there is only a small amount/only one joint left.
Implys taking two tokes in quick succession, much like an M16 machine gun fires bullets. The doob is then passed on quickly to the next victim.
I have rolled a bit of a shiter, so lets get two RF on this.
Marc fell to his knees after participating in two RF
Gary: "Its two RF!! Why have you taken eight draws?!?"
Ian: "Nah man, this is only my second draw."
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The definitive sound system for a car driven by a bogan. Usually associated with Australian western suburbs, a two-blocker is a car fitted with fully sick sub woofers and stereo system which can be heard from at least two suburban blocks of the sounds origin. Sadly, 99% of the music is of the 'doof-doof' variety. Drivers of a two-blocker have other interests such as "even more fully sick cars with louder two blockers"
"Ahhhh yuleh, I fully heard this sick two blocker pumpin' past the house"
"Sick, what a siiiick c**t"
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When a male has not ejeculated or has not had an orgasm in two days he has what is known as a "two-dayer" or "loaded gun". Two-dayers can frequently occur when the subject is on a family vacation or traveling with a large group of friends. The subject which possesses the "two-dayer" often withdrawals themselves from the social context as they desperately seek solitude. The subject becomes grumpy and highly irritable. Oftentimes the "two-dayer" results in what is known to be a very sticky situation.
Joe - "I can't wait till my flight lands and I am back at home. I got a two-dayer, this vacation isn't even fun anymore."
Tommy - "I got to go back to the hotel. All these girls in swimsuits and I got a two dayer. Someone shoot me."
Context: Two men sharing the same hotel
Mike - "Chris, why are you taking your ipad into the shower with you?"
Chris - "I got a two-dayer."
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1. pooing
2. anything relating to the anus or the ass
SEE ALSO one
I drilled her number two last night
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A group of technical support agents typically more knowledgable than the average (tier one) agent. Tier two agents are in most cases, morbidly obese, unshowered, and anti-social.
Tier 2 agents are also characterized by their affinity for WoW (World of Warcraft) and mountain dew, many empty bottles of which are strewn throughout their workplace.
Tier 2 agents' weaknesses include, but are not limited to, direct sunlight and members of the opposite sex.
Tier 2 may also be used as an adjective describing anyone inherently "nerdy" in nature.
"Dude, get off the damn computer, you're being tier two-ish."
"Seriously, take a shower, you're smelling a little tier two-ey."
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A "two man" refers to when one of your friends wants to hang out with a woman, but the woman insists on bringing her friend. You then tag along with your friend to help prevent a potential cock block.
Hey dude, Lucy's bringing her friend with her to the movies. Do you want to make this a two man?
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