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Unis Punis

What you say when you have one point in Orange Ball.

How many points do you have? Unis punis.

by StockM1991 February 15, 2010

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uni pack

Totally buried (by flab) abdominal muscles in the configuration of a back pack. The exact opposite of a β€œsix pack,” the definition of which is: β€œWell defined abdominal muscles in the configuration of a six pack of canned drinks.”
A uni pack could be described as: β€œUndefined abdominal muscles in the configuration of a two-liter bottle of Coca Cola carried in a school back pack that is already full of homework.”

Used by Jillian Michaels on 'Rachael Ray' 11/15/2011.

"Oh man, Bert's sure missing a six pack."
"Yeah, but he's not missing his uni pack." (snickers)

by =DSA. November 16, 2011

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Uni-tard

A retard riding a unicycle.

PEPPERS: HEY MAN DID YOU GO TO THE CIRCUS.

PARKER:NO, WHY?

PEPPERS: I HEARD THEY HAVE THIS NEW UNI-TARD!!

by Brodieslinger6969 February 11, 2017

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p-unis

a little ass dick of someone who thinks they got a big one

you aint got no penis u got a p-unis

by Miss Jordan<3 November 25, 2005

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uni-whale

a male pervert who enjoys starring at chicks in a nasty and perverted way. The origin of the name is from the Latin word "sperm whale". Later in history, the "uni-" was added to represent the word "unicorn" - an animal with a very large horn on his head (a horny horse). Thus the word "uni-whale" was born.

"Did you see the way he was looking at her? That guy is such a uni-whale!"

by totally@123stupid February 4, 2010

4πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Uni-child

When the youngest child becomes an only child because the older sibling(s) has moved out and gone to university/college

"My older sister's leaving for university on Monday, I'm so excited to be a uni-child!"

by WaitingForTheAdultsTable September 2, 2011

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Uni Dan

A loving human, who only want to see everyone he loves succeed. All around laugh box and agony aunt :)

God i wish i had a β€˜Uni Dan’.

by Unifriend December 8, 2020

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