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Birmingham - a wonderful metropolis at the heart of the UK with a population of more than one million people making it unrivalled by any other UK city.
A city which gave the world the Steam Engine and hence the Industrial Revolution, JRR Tolkein and Lord of the Rings, Cadburys Chocolate, the Mini, Magnetic Levitational Transport, Land Rover, Celluloid the world's first plastic...the list is endless!
I am a proud Brummie from Birminghan the Second City of the UK
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A small decaying mill town called Manchester which is INFERIOR to the UK's second city of Birmingham.
I come from Manchester the third city of the UK which is inferior in every respect to Birmingham the UK's second city.
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A place situated in the South East of England, in the Thames Valley region.
Most inhabitants of this particular town claim to hate living here ... However, never seem to leave.
Most 17-25 year olds will, at some point have had a sexual experience with someone of the opposite sex who has also had a sexual experience with one or several of their friends and\or relatives.
Everyone in Newbury is in some way related to each other, suggesting some degree of inbred behaviour.
Being such a small town, rumours and gossip spread like wildfire, in short, everyone knows everybody else's business.
A high percentage of 17-25 year old males are either drug dealers, regularly sniff cocaine, ketamin, Meow meow and a high percentage of the females within this age range will at some point engage in a sexual act to gain such drugs.
I hate living in Newbury you can't take a shit without half of Newbury Berkshire UK
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The language that is spoken by people from the UK.
Tom: "I hate how they say wank, what language is that anyway?"
Devin: "It's UK-anise man."
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the greatest musician of all time. Wielding his trusty $20 ukulele, he skillfully performs advanced pieces of music. His signature screams and edgy lyrics appeal to people of all ages
did you hear dylan the uke god's new album on soundcloud?
man i just busted a nut to dylan the uke god's music
That nonsense you type on your phone. Usually happens when your friend tells you the tea and freak out over text.
Omg Jessica said that johnny cheated I can’t— Fybe UK ldijcbcchd
Birmingham without a doubt - 1 million population makes it far bigger than any other insecure wannabe rival.
Birmingham was the birthplace of the modern world inventing steam power and was the first to use fossil fuels to produce power.
The population of the world would still be living in mud huts but for the great inventions of Birmingham!
Birmingham the Second City of the UK we salute you for your great advancement of world civilisation!
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