A Ukrainian blender is where a bunch or men stand in a circle around one female who is sitting in a chair, all the men cut off there erect penis and then line up ten feet in front of the female and then throw there now deflated penis at the female trying not to miss her.
I was looking through the dark web and I found something called the Ukrainian shotgun
When you shit in your partners mouth instead of kissing them.
I gave my gay bro an ukrainian kiss and it was the best.
landing on a lit firecracker as for it to become stuck in your rectum.
Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.
When a man has a straw filled with dope( methamphetamine) he inserts the straw into another man or womans asshole and then blows the meth into their asshole. It causes their butt to start dripping therefore causing the sensation to look like your asshole just sneezed
Jerry's asshole put on a show when he caught us all off gaurd with that Ukrainian Butt sneeze!
When cum deposited on a back ferments and and becomes like a fine wine
I turned her around and we were about to go at it, until I noticed some Ukrainian gold...I immediately threw up all over her back.
A war started in early 2022, it may be the last war. Sooner or later, nukes will be dropped because of this area, and the end of days will come. If not from this conflict, from the Sino-Taiwaneese war.
Russian Teen: "Oh no i hope i dont get drafted into the Russian-Ukrainian war!"