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Guy 1- Dude...Did you hear that Nathaniel's got the devil's umbrella!"
Guy 2 - "No way...I thought that guy was normal"
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Words used to describe the gesture made by your left hand after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence or noticeably awkward moment. The person executing the "Awkward Umbrella" is holding up an imaginary umbrella and moving their head around slightly to try and stay under this imaginary umbrella being blown by the imaginary wind.
Blah Blah made another awkward comment about her imaginary friends. So I whipped out my awkward umbrella hoping not to get wet from her awkward comments.
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When you push all the meat onto the bottom of the chicken wing
Dude I am going to turn this wing into a meat umbrella so I don't get my hands dirty
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An umbrella made out of cheese. An idea randomly thought of by Youtuber Phil Lester during Phil Is Not On Fire (PINOF) 6.
Dan Howell: Quick! Say the first thing that comes into your head!
Phil Lester: Uh. Um. Cheese umbrella!
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An item that is too valuable or expensive to be used for its intended purpose. It is in fact so valuable that it is completely useless.
1: It's raining cats and dogs. Why aren't you using your umbrella?
2: I don't want to ruin it. It's a silk umbrella!
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The appearance of a toilet following a particularly concerted evacuation of the bowels, usually induced by prior consumption of excessively large quantities of meat and a suitable binder (e.g. bread, or any vegetable that does not routinely induce the squits, such as the potato).
Fetch me a sharp stick son, the flush hasn't worked and I've left it looking like an umbrella stand.
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A Condom
Beau only had one dick umbrella left in his wallet after a weekend in Thailand.
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